बहोत खतरनाक जोक...... जरुर पढे आज विद्यालय में बहुत चहल पहल है ।
सब कुछ साफ - सुथरा , एक दम सलीके से ।
सुना है निरीक्षण को कोई साहब आने वाले हैं ।
पूरा विद्यालय चकाचक ।
नियत समय पर साहब विद्यालय पहुंचे । ठिगना कद , रौबदार चेहरा , और आँखें तो जैसे जीते जी पोस्टमार्टम कर दें । पूरे परिसर के निरीक्षण के बाद उनहोंने कक्षाओं का रुख किया । कक्षा पांच के एक विद्यार्थी को उठा कर पूछा , बताओ देश का प्रधान मंत्री कौन है ? बच्चा बोला -जी राम लाल । साहब बोले -बेटा प्रधान मंत्री ? बच्चा - रामलाल । अब साहब गुस्साए - अबे तुझे पांच में किसने पहुंचाया ? पता है मैं तेरा नाम काट सकता हूँ । . बच्चा - कैसे काटोगे ? मेरा तो नाम ही नहीं लिखा है । मैं तो बाहर बकरी चरा रहा था । इस मास्टर ने कहा कक्षा में बैठ जा दस रूपये मिलेंगे । तू तो ये बता रूपये तू देगा या मास्टर ? साहब भुनभुनाते हुवे मास्टर जी के पास गए , कडक आवाज में पूछा - क्या मजाक बना रखा है । फर्जी बच्चे बैठा रखे हैं ।पता है मैं तुम्हे नौकरी से बर्खास्त कर सकता हूँ। . गुरूजी - कर दे भाई । मैं कौन सा यहाँ का मास्टर हूँ । मास्टर तो मेरा पड़ोसी दुकानदार है । वो दुकान का सामान लेने शहर गया है। कह रहा था एक खूसट साहब आएगा , झेल लेना । . अब तो साहब का गुस्सा सातवें आसमान पर । पैर पटकते हुए प्रधानाध्यापक के सामने जा पहुंचे । चिल्लाकर बोले , " क्या अंधेरगर्दी है, शरम नहीं आती । क्या इसी के लिए तुम्हारे स्कूल को सरकारी इमदाद मिलती है। पता है ,मैं तुम्हारे स्कूल की मान्यता समाप्त कर सकता हूँ जवाब दो प्रिंसिपल साहब । . प्रिंसिपल ने दराज से एक सौ की गड्डी निकाल कर मेज पर रखी और बोला - मैं कौन सा प्रिंसिपल हूँ प्रिंसिपल तो मेरे चाचा हैं । प्रॉपर्टी डीलिंग भी करते हैं आज एक सौदे का बयाना लेने शहर गए हैं । कह रहे थे , एक कमबख्त निरीक्षण को आएगा , उसके मुंह पे ये गड्डी मारना और दफा करना । . . . साहब ने मुस्कराते हुए गड्डी जेब के हवाले की और बोले - आज बच गये तुम सब । अगर आज मामाजी को सड़क के ठेके के चक्कर में शहर ना जाना होता , और अपनी जगह वो मुझे ना भेजते तो तुम में से एक की भी नौकरी ना बचती ।
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Its me who live for you my dear valentine
This is a moon which learns from you, That is a sun which respects you, There are stars which shine for you, And here, Its me who live for you.
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
With a girl who's in my heart... Till the end of time... In a world so close to me... I'm just so in love... With a girl who's in my heart... I Love U...
If you r in a dark room If you r in a dark room, You find blood everywhere And the walls are shaking - Don't worry friend, U r at the safest place, You r in my heart. I feel something in my heart
I feel something in my heart, It's like a little flame, Every time I see you, This flame lights up, This flame is special for you, Because I LOVE YOU!
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do
Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do, Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri zaat par faqat itna ehsan kar do, Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.
I love my life when U are in it
I love my eyes when U look into them, I love my name when U say it,
I love my heart when U love it, I love my life when U are in it.
Holiday: A Soldier Is Never Off Duty is an out-and-out Akshay Kumar vehicle. He plays Jack Bauer, Sherlock Holmes, Spiderman and Jason Bourne all rolled into one. He decimates sleeper cells (a word you will hear very, very often in this film) with his bare hands and unravels their nefarious plans with a little help from a Rubik's cube.
Given the paucity of space in Mumbai, he stuffs terrorists into his cupboard and happily goes off to sing songs with his girl. He turns fellow guests at a marriage party into an impromptu anti-terror squad and has a canny canine who can smell people miles off. The film even has lines such as 'ab ye sleeper cells coma cells ban jayenge. Ye hoga ek suicide attack'.
The strength of this film is that despite so many howlers, it carries you along. Director AR Murugadoss asks you to suspend disbelief and that done, it is a roller-coaster ride. The film's pace does not flag and its action sequences leave you on the edge of your seat.
Let's take a stab at the story: On leave from the Indian Army, Virat Bakshi (Akshay) is bride hunting and meets Sahiba (Sonakshi Sinha). Along with his cop buddy (Sumeet Raghavan) he catches a terrorist who is part of a sleeper cell. From then on, he is engaged in a cat-and-mouse game with a terror mastermind (Freddy Daruwala).
Action sequences
Akshay is probably one of the best action stars Bollywood has seen in a long time and he again reminds us why he is on the top of heap. A chase sequence in Mumbai streets while rush hour traffic buzzes by is worth mentioning. Hand-to-hand combat and a fight sequence aboard a ship are also interesting. Watch him climb down from a building after doing away with a bad cop and you'll get the Spiderman analogy.
A fresh take on patriotism
Despite the fact that Holiday is a film about terror and Akshay plays an army man, there is not even one mention of Pakistan. Sarhad is mentioned, dushmans come into play too but they are all generic. When name-calling of terrorists begins, it is not limited to one particular religion. Instead, sleeper cells and terror are explained as byproducts of disenchantment with government/country.
The thrust here is firmly on common man's duty towards his country. Even Freddy doesn't play a bearded, chest thumping terrorist living in caves somewhere (a caricature of terrorists we see so often in Bollywood) but a tech savvy guy without any back story of wrongs committed against him/his family.
Tight screenplay
The film conveys its message without losing out on the entertainment front. The pace is taut and the narration engaging. Action sequences are interspersed with comedy (Govinda in a guest role and Akshay's poker-faced wisecracks) and romance, and don't allow your interest to flag. The story is intelligent and keeps you guessing about what happens next.
Way too long
At close to three hours, the film is way too long. Despite a persuasive story, you wish at times that editing was tighter. Song placement is not that wise and tries your patience.
Sonakshi has nothing to do much in the film and overacts in places. For an actor who has already proved her mettle in the acting department, this definitely is a downer. One thought that with her Laila Ali boxing moves, she will also get to throw some punches!
Other than Akshay, no one gets a well defined role in the film. Raghavan, who probably got more screen time than Sonakshi, end up looking caricaturish.
However, despite these minor cribs, Holiday makes for a satisfying watch and will keep the audience coming. A summer hit is on its way!
Holiday: A Soldier Is Never Off Duty is an out-and-out Akshay Kumar
vehicle. He plays Jack Bauer, Sherlock Holmes, Spiderman and Jason
Bourne all rolled into one. He decimates sleeper cells (a word you will
hear very, very often in this film) with his bare hands and unravels
their nefarious plans with a little help from a Rubik's cube.
Given
the paucity of space in Mumbai, he stuffs terrorists into his cupboard
and happily goes off to sing songs with his girl. He turns fellow guests
at a marriage party into an impromptu anti-terror squad and has a canny
canine who can smell people miles off. The film even has lines such as
'ab ye sleeper cells coma cells ban jayenge. Ye hoga ek suicide attack'.
- See more at:
http://www.hindustantimes.com/entertainment/reviews/movie-review-akshay-kumar-s-holiday-will-keep-you-hooked/article1-1226341.aspx#sthash.V89m74PO.dpuf
Holiday: A Soldier Is Never Off Duty is an out-and-out Akshay Kumar
vehicle. He plays Jack Bauer, Sherlock Holmes, Spiderman and Jason
Bourne all rolled into one. He decimates sleeper cells (a word you will
hear very, very often in this film) with his bare hands and unravels
their nefarious plans with a little help from a Rubik's cube.
Given
the paucity of space in Mumbai, he stuffs terrorists into his cupboard
and happily goes off to sing songs with his girl. He turns fellow guests
at a marriage party into an impromptu anti-terror squad and has a canny
canine who can smell people miles off. The film even has lines such as
'ab ye sleeper cells coma cells ban jayenge. Ye hoga ek suicide attack'.
- See more at:
http://www.hindustantimes.com/entertainment/reviews/movie-review-akshay-kumar-s-holiday-will-keep-you-hooked/article1-1226341.aspx#sthash.V89m74PO.dpuf
Surkh wala, sauz wala, Faiz wala love Hota hai jo love se jyada waise wala love Ishq wala love
Hua jo dard bhi toh humko aaj kuch zyada hua Ishq wala love Ye kya hua hai kya khabar yehi pata hai zyada hua Ishq wala love Agar ye usko bhi hua hai phir bhi mujhko zyada hua Ishq wala love
Meri neend jaise pehli baar tooti hai Aankhein mal ke dekhi hai maine subah Hui dhoop zyada leke teri roshni din chadha Ishq wala love
Jhanke badalon ki jaali ke peechhe se Kare chandani ye mujhko ittala Leke noor sara chand mera yahin pe hai chhupa chhupa hua Ishq wala love
Hua jo dard bhi toh humko aaj kuch zyada hua Ishq wala love Ye kya hua hai kya khabar yehi pata hai zyada hua Ishq wala love Agar ye usko bhi hua hai phir bhi mujhko zyada hua Ishq wala love
Kyon na aise hota Jo milte tum ho jaate gum saath mere Hote hote hoga samjhaye hum Tham jaa aye tham O dil mere Toota jaata jaata taara jab gira Zara zyada zyada maangu dil tera Kabhi zyada zyada maane na dil ye sarphira Ishq wala love
Bada ye dil nadaan tha, par aaj kuch zyada hua Ishq wala love Jo khone ka tha dar tujhe pata nahi kyu zyada hua Ishq wala love
Hua jo dard bhi toh humko aaj kuch zyada hua Ishq wala love Ye kya hua hai kya khabar yehi pata hai zyada hua Ishq wala love Agar ye usko bhi hua hai phir bhi mujhko zyada hua Ishq wala love
Surkh wala, sauz wala, Faiz wala love Hota hai jo love se jyada waise wala love Ishq wala love (x2)
